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The Second Term

 

By Nolan O’Brian

 

© 2020 Nolan O’Brian

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, organizations, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

 

 

Epigraph 

 

“Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,” said Scrooge, “answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?”

 Still the Ghost pointed downward to the grave by which it stood.

 “Men’s courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead,” said Scrooge. “But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change. Say it is thus with what you show me!”

The Spirit was immovable as ever.

       – Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

 

 

Prologue

Wednesday, March 31, 2021, 8:40 PM Eastern Daylight Time

The chanting of the crowd increased in intensity, cued by the operatives. “Lock them up! Lock them up!!”

Through his rifle scope, Joe scanned the crowd, then moved toward the speaker, who was leaning on the podium, rocking rhythmically, and nodding his head unsmilingly.

“I think maybe it’s finally time we started doing that, don’t you think?” he said. “Now that we’ve gotten past this little temporary virus bump in the road, and I won the election, which no one thought I could, and we’ve cleaned up the streets from these Antifas, maybe it’s time to really take care of business. Which is why I today directed my Attorney General, who is a fabulous, loyal guy, I say loyal, loyalty, it’s a great quality, folks, to arrest my crooked 2016 opponent and the crooked Counsel who ran the Russia Hoax, and some other very special people who needed to be locked up. You’ll see it on the news tonight, folks.”

The crowd responded with an animal roar.

After allowing the response to dissipate, the speaker said, “About time, folks, about time. Should have been done long ago.” He had raised his right hand, index finger touching thumb-tip, his hand rising and falling with each beat.

“And there will be more people arrested,” he said loudly, over the building roar. “Have to get rid of that Deep State to get some action. It’s almost all gone now, folks, the Swamp.”

More cheering.

“I have loyal people around me for the first time. Loyalty,” the President continued. “But loyalty to America and America alone. Which means to you alone. Which means loyalty to the President – the guy you picked – alone. To me alone.”

He pivoted suddenly to his left. “So I can get us out of these stupid wars, because I have loyalty. LOYALTY. People do what I say now. I say, get ‘em out, they get ‘em out. If they don’t do it, they are gone.”

Huge cheers.

“Remember the way they moaned about the Kurds?” the President continued, waving his hands with palms down to quiet the crowd. Joe stiffened at the President’s words.

“‘Oh, the Kurds, you betrayed them! What will become of the poor Kurds?’ Listen, folks, the Kurds can take care of themselves, believe me. The Kurds were in the way.”

Joe’s rifle sight instinctively moved toward the President’s head. The crowd erupted again. Joe’s teeth clenched and unclenched.

Then Joe saw, below his scope sight, on the opposite side of the speaker, below his position, but also above the crowd, another security person, also seeming to point his rifle directly at the speaker. It was difficult to see, since he was wearing a mask, but it had to be Terry.

But Terry did not seem to be using his scope merely to scan the crowd. Or was he?

At this distance Joe could not be sure. He watched Terry’s rifle as it appeared to exactly track the President’s shifting movements and nods as he soaked in the adulation of the rally crowd.

What is he doing? Joe thought to himself.

He moved his rifle scope toward Terry, to get a better view. Then he turned his head to the left, to the rear of the arena, where the other sniper, Kyle, was set up. Kyle, similarly masked, was pointing his rifle directly at Joe.

Suddenly, dawn began to break.

Joe knew what Kyle and Terry were doing. And for whom.

Joe quickly ran through his options, as he had been trained. There were three. Each involved the violation of something he considered a sacred oath.

His rifle sight flipped back and forth between the speaker and Terry, whose rifle remained pointed the entire time directly at the President.

Action or inaction?

If action, what action?

Joe made his choice.

© 2020 Nolan O’Brian

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Chapter 1

Part One

A Crude Instrument for Our Ends

 

1

Wednesday, January 20, 2021, 8:00 AM Eastern Standard Time

At morning mass at St. Matthew’s Cathedral in Washington, DC, Fr. O’Leary looked out at the sparse, mostly masked, overwhelmingly aged and female group in the nave of the church.

A few couples aside, they were mostly sitting a healthy distance apart from one another. A pudgy man in his 60s in a suit and horn-rimmed glasses, whom Fr. O’Leary recognized as a senior government official, was seated in the front row to the priest’s right, with large security men in suits to either side of him and one immediately behind him. All four wore black face masks that seemed designed to match their suits.

Fr. O’Leary raised his head and began his reading.

“‘Another time Jesus went into the synagogue, and there was a man present whose hand was withered. And they were watching Jesus to see if he would cure him on the Sabbath day, hoping for something to charge him with. He said to the man with the withered hand, “Get up and stand in the middle!” Then he said to them, “Is it permitted on the Sabbath day to do good, or to do evil; to save life, or to kill?” But they said nothing. Then he looked angrily round at them, grieved to find them so obstinate, and said to the man, “Stretch out your hand.” He stretched it out and his hand was restored. The Pharisees went out and began at once to plot with the Herodians against him, discussing how to destroy him.’ This is the Word of the Lord.”

The congregants mumbled in response.

The priest closed the book and composed himself for his sermon.

“Another Inauguration is going to take place today, just a couple of miles from here. Many people may disagree as to the result of the election, or the man who has been declared the victor,” the priest said.

A masked woman near the back went into a coughing jag at this point; eventually she slid over to the end of the pew and walked toward the door.

“But we people of faith must heed the words of the Gospel of Matthew. Jesus saw someone in need of healing. But the Pharisees disputed the methods he used to heal this person, standing over Him and telling him it was not lawful to heal except in the manner and at a time approved by them. And when his healing succeeded, what was their response? They went out and began at once to plot against him, discussing how to destroy him.

“But they did not succeed in destroying Him. Even when they were certain that they had broken Him and killed Him, He rose again, and triumphed over all who had hated Him or doubted Him.

“So we come to this Inauguration. Theodore Roosevelt, one of this President’s predecessors, once said, ‘It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, …who does actually strive to do the deeds.’

“This President is a sinner, as we all are. But we must remember how the Lord has always used other sinners, other leaders, to advance His Will. And we can at least rejoice that the flawed device who has been chosen by the Lord, and preserved through his late illness, to express His Will, is pro-life. Compared to other considerations, this, for good Christians, must be seen as most important.”

An elderly woman in the first row went into a coughing fit as Fr. O’Leary turned and descended the pulpit stairs. Several others, as if cued, joined her.

The owlish government official seated in the front row, inscrutable behind his mask, seemed to nod in grim agreement.

A fit young man in a hoodie, with a shaved head and a goatee just visible under his blue medical mask, sat with his arms folded in the back, his face expressionless.

The priest turned and joined his hands in prayer, bowing his head. “Now let us pray for those struck down so mysteriously by this virus You have sent to chastise Your people, which we may now pray has been lifted from us.”

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Wednesday, January 20, 2021, 8:00 AM Eastern Standard Time

Mary sat back silently in the passenger seat of the old Buick and closed her eyes. Her husband Jeff was still muttering about the neighbors’ Black Lives Matter sign as he pulled onto the highway. “No respect for what the man has gone through,” Jeff snarled.

The morning drive to her job at Ball-Mart was longer than she might wish, about 35 minutes. There was, however, no longer any public transportation option in the ex-urban Midwestern area in which they lived. Her job was a grind, but she was grateful to have it. Very few people had made it through the 2020 crash and accompanying social unrest without being laid off for substantial periods; she had been one of the few lucky ones. The job provided a level of stability that had been missing for far too much of their almost- 25-year marriage.

Twenty-five years coming up. She folded her arms and her mind drifted back to how happy she and Jeff had been when they had married in 1996. Jeff was everyone’s favorite. He was tall, good-looking, funny, cheerful, the life of every party. The idea that he would ever snarl at his neighbors over politics was unthinkable back then. He got along with everyone, and everyone seemed to love him.

And everything looked like it was coming together. The economy was booming. Jeff was working at a local manufacturing plant after his return from the Air Force, taking courses at the local community college, and was talking about transferring to the state university to get a bachelor’s degree. She was taking courses there as well, in accounting. But she had to stop them when she got pregnant.

When their son Danny was born, in 1999, everything had seemed perfect. Her college plans had to be put aside for a few years, but that was okay. She was in love with her son. Jeff was working extra shifts to save up for a house; their apartment was really too small for their family. And then she was pregnant again, and now the apartment really was too small.

By 2005, her son Danny had started school; by 2007 her daughter Jane had entered kindergarten, and Mary was able to start working part-time. She and Jeff were finally able to get a loan for a house big enough to fit all of them with some room to spare. She finally felt like she could breathe again, and that summer, on the Fourth of July, she invited some of her relatives whom she had not seen for a long time to come out from the city for a pool party.

Her cousins had all finished college, and most of them had gotten advanced degrees. When they talked about their work, she couldn’t figure out how people got paid for it. As she walked around with a tray of chips and spinach dip, she asked one of them what he did.

“I’m a consultant,” one cousin said. He took a chip, dipped it, and took a swig of beer. “We do software installations,” he continued, mouth full.

“So you’re like a computer guy?”

“No, not exactly. We have engineers for that. I sell the projects and then manage them.”

“But you don’t know the technology?”

“Well, I know what it does. The engineers aren’t good at dealing with customers. The customers are all manager types. I do relationship management, and the engineers do the work under the hood.”

She walked to the other side of the yard and tried another cousin.

“I’m in finance,” the cousin, who was monitoring her own young kids, frolicking in the above-ground pool, answered.

“What kind of stuff?”

“Well, most of it’s mortgage-backed securities,” she said.

“Mortgage-backed?” she asked, holding the tray out to her. “What does that mean?”

“Well, it’s pretty complicated,” the cousin answered, waving the tray off, “but I like to think it boils down to, we spread risk around so that more people can buy houses. We take what would be risky investments by themselves, and by putting them together in a giant pool, it smooths out the risk.”

“Wow,” Mary said. “Sounds complicated.”

“It can be, I guess,” her cousin said.

“So maybe you helped us get a loan finally,” Mary said.

“I hope so,” the cousin replied. “So, was this a balloon payment loan you got for this house? Was it a NINJA? You guys have jobs, though, right?”

“NINJA? I don’t know. But sure,” she said. “I’m working part-time at Ball-Mart and Jeff’s a foreman at the factory now.”

“That’s great,” her cousin answered. “The American Dream. Where does he work?”

“JDS,” Mary said.

“How are they doing with all the new Chinese competition?”

“Fine, I guess,” Mary said. “Excuse me… I have to get some of this food over there.”

“By all means, don’t let me hold you up,” the cousin said, smiling. “Congrats on the house!”

But she could not squelch the seed of doubt that instantly took root in her mind. Ninja? Balloon payment? It’s too good, she thought. We’re too lucky. The house is too big, we’re too happy.

She walked around with the tray to the other side of the pool, where Jeff was talking to a younger cousin, Joe. Both had bottles of beer; Jeff was holding a spatula and keeping an eye on some burgers on the grill in front of him.

A couple of five year-old nephews or cousins ran up to Jeff and made faces at him. Jeff pretended he did not see for a second, then turned suddenly toward them and his mouth dropped open in feigned shock. The boys danced mockingly in front of him, and Jeff made a sudden lunge for them. They screamed in laughter, raced away, and hurtled into the swimming pool just before Jeff was about to catch them. Jeff gave a “Curses, foiled again” look, then turned and walked back, spatula still in hand.

“Our baby cousin here is enlisting,” Jeff said, grinning and puffing from the exertion. He took a chip and a healthy scoop of spinach dip from Mary’s tray and went back to tending the burgers on the grill. Joe declined her offer with a shake of his head.

“Really?”

Mary was surprised. Joe had always seemed shy and somewhat sensitive. She had never really gotten to know him, but he seemed to always be surrounded by girls, and was a very good musician.

“Didn’t you want to finish college?” she asked him.

“I just couldn’t get into it,” Joe said. “It seemed, I don’t know, fake. I didn’t want to end up an accountant or something.”

“How are your parents taking it?”

Joe’s parents were recently divorced; he had been living with his mom for the last year or two.

“Mom’s more upset. Dad’s… I don’t know. He’s hard to read.”

“When do you go?”

“A few weeks.”

“Well I’m glad we got to see you before you went. You know Jeff here was in the Air Force.”

“Yeah,” Joe said. “We were just talking about that.”

“It was nothing like what he’s going into,” Jeff said. “Rangers is a lot different than being a Water and Fuel Systems Maintenance Journeyman.”

“Well, I don’t know if I’ll make it as a Ranger. It’s just a goal. Besides, without your stuff, nothing happens,” Joe said.

“Sure. But you’ll be the tip of the spear. I was just a REMF.”

“Remph?” Mary said.

“Rear echelon…maintenance facilitator,” Jeff said, smiling crookedly. Joe smiled and looked away.

“I better distribute these burgers,” Jeff said after a moment, after grabbing a platter and beginning to offload large patties covered in melted cheese onto it with the spatula.

“And I’d better bring out more plates,” Mary said turning toward the back door. “Sure,” Joe said, still smiling, making room for their movements by backing away.

Nice kid, Mary thought. I like him better than his parents.

** *

Almost 14 years later, that cookout now stood out to Mary as the high point of their life. Big house… pool… kids running around happy with cousins and friends. Jeff with a twinkle in his eye, giving advice to a younger man. And her cousins, whom she had always felt saw her as somehow lower-class, impressed with all they had. The American Dream.

The car hit a pothole and Jeff issued a muffled curse. Mary’s eyes opened and she saw they were about halfway to Ball-Mart. She closed them again. The American Dream.

** *
After that pool party, it had all begun to fall apart, as if God had looked down and put his finger on them and said, Now you will know what Job suffered.

It started with Jeff. The stable, generations-old family business was suddenly not so stable. Suddenly they had to lay off half their workforce. Jeff was kept on a part-time basis. His hours seemed to be just as long, though – he was management, and could not invoke union work rules.

Then Mary’s hours were reduced. She and Jeff spent long nights at the kitchen table trying to figure out how to make ends meet. The kids could tell there was something wrong. The big balloon payment was coming due, and they had to refinance. They had been assured that doing this would be child’s play. It was not. They had six months to come up with a huge amount of money, just when each of them was bringing in about half their previous salary.

“Nobody ever told me it was going to be this hard,” Jeff had repeated, night after night.

Mary gritted her teeth and started asking relatives for money, without telling Jeff. She was still hoping that it would blow over if they could just borrow the money to get over this hump. Her parents and siblings were in no position to help. Her cousins were the ones on whom she pinned her hopes.

But her cousins, nearly all of them liberal Democrats who constantly bewailed the greed and stinginess of Republicans, all pled poverty when she approached them. Joe’s dad Mike was the most disappointing. She had always looked up to him when they were growing up. He went to a fine Ivy League college and seemed to have a glamorous career in some strange branch of insurance. But he, too, said he was not in a position to give her much of anything.

“I could manage maybe a thousand,” Mike said. “But I kind of got the shaft in the divorce. And things are pretty dicey at my company too.”

Mary took the thousand. But ever after, she could not meet Mike’s gaze, even though he never brought the loan up. Gradually, they completely stopped seeing one another.

Then the next domino fell. Jeff was working late one night when he injured his back in a forklift accident. The immediate financial hit was small, and he got back to work quickly. A bit too quickly, Mary thought now. She could tell he was not sleeping well. He could not find a position that was not painful.

So the doctor prescribed him some pain pills. It seemed to solve the problem, until the prescription ran out. After that, Jeff began driving all over their part of the state, looking for a doctor to prescribe him more pills. He succeeded, and kept working.

The balloon payment came due the very same day Jeff was laid off. His boss called Mary a day later and told her that they had been concerned for some time about Jeff. He seemed not to be himself. Had she noticed anything strange? She loyally answered negatively. But she knew from the pupils of Jeff’s eyes that he was taking something powerful. Where he was getting it was another question, one she did not want to think about.

The clock began ticking on their eviction. Jeff was no longer the twinkly cheerful man she had married. He was by turns was frantic, then grandiose, then in a daze. There were no more relatives to ask for money. She began avoiding family and friends. When her mother died, right about that time, at the wake, there was a new distance between her and the other cousins. They all seemed to be in fine shape. The kids looked well and their clothes looked newer than the ones her kids wore. She apologized for Jeff’s absence, and told them all that he had had to work. None of them pressed her. She knew Jeff was not at home, but it was anyone’s guess where he was.

Things spiraled down from there. Jeff got arrested the first time even before they were evicted. He had lost a ton of weight and looked almost feral when she visited him at the county lockup. The creature on the other side of the glass bore only a faint, mocking resemblance to the happy, laughing boy of fifteen years earlier – or even the cheerful backyard dad of just a couple of years previous.

There was no money for a lawyer. Eviction was scheduled in a week. Mary told him she would find a place for herself and the kids, but he should not come home until he was straightened out. He punched the plexiglass between them, but seemed to agree.

The place she found for herself and the kids, after the eviction crew had put their things out on the lawn, was a shelter. Her daughter cried every night they were there. Her son shouted in his sleep. Mary had to leave them in the shelter’s day care center when she went to work at the Ball-Mart. She would never forget the terrified look of abandonment in her children’s eyes that first day she had to leave them there.

The overriding memory for Mary of this time was the intense, pervasive shame she felt at how far they had fallen, and how quickly. She had just come to think she was good enough, and had worked hard enough, to deserve all that they had had. But she was wrong. There was something fundamentally wrong with her life.

What had saved her and the kids back then was a minister who came to the shelter to bring food, blankets, and toys for the kids. He listened to her story and told her she had nothing to be ashamed of, that God loved her and her kids and even Jeff, and would provide. He got them transferred to a better shelter closer to the kids’ school, and helped her look for an apartment she could afford. She began bringing the kids to services on Wednesday nights and Sundays. She drew some measure of solace from these services, and from the friends she made there. Everyone there seemed to be dealing with some aspect of the national crisis: eviction, bankruptcy, addiction, depression, cancer, old age. She did not feel alone anymore.

When the 2008 election had come up, she felt she had to vote for change. She admired the Republican candidate deeply, and his Christian female running mate rang a lot of bells for her. But Okomo was such a magnetic and hopeful figure. She had to vote for hope.

But things got worse for Mary’s family for a while under Okomo. Her son began acting out, and her daughter seemed listless and depressed. God knew where Jeff had ended up. They had gotten a small subsidized motel room not too far from work. She car-pooled to save on gas. Thank god they had at least paid off the car and did not have to worry it would be taken from them. Mary slowly began working to pull together the scattered and smashed bits of her family’s life.

The 2010s were difficult years. She struggled her way into a subsidized rental house after a year and a half. It took most of the decade, but Jeff had finally come back into their lives as something like a father figure. He was on Social Security Disability now, which cushioned their monthly financial burden; when he could find an odd job off the books, he took it. And she was now a grocery supervisor at the Ball-Mart, with full benefits.

But their son had never really recovered from the trauma of his childhood, and his teen years were troubled. She had come home one day when Jeff was out at one of his jobs and Jane was at a school friend’s to find Danny hanging by his belt from a high hook in the bathroom.

If it had not been for the church, she might have completely lost her mind then. But Jeff, against all expectation, stood by her, and she knew her daughter needed her. None of her relatives, of course, were at the funeral. She had not informed any of them; overcome as she was, she probably would not have been able to get the message out anyway. But later on, thinking it over, she had felt a coldness creep into her heart toward her family. They weren’t there for me or my family when we really needed help, so they can go to hell, she thought. She had a new family.

She had voted for Okomo twice, though the second time with far less enthusiasm. Jeff did not vote, since his jail time had revoked his registration, but expressed contempt for the man. “What did he really do for us?” he had asked. “Okomocare is too expensive. And I don’t think he’s a Christian.”

Jeff had gained a lot of weight, and was spending more and more time in the small dilapidated rental house on an old used laptop. Every day he had new shocking revelations to reveal about Okomo and his party. Okomo was a Muslim, with terrorist sympathies. He had doubled the national debt, as part of his secret plan to hobble and destroy America. He never put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem. And then he had said that thing about people like them “clinging to guns and religion.” Jeff still snarled about that.

***

As they drove on, Mary thought about “the new Jeff.” It suddenly occurred to her, looking over again from the passenger seat, that she had completely lost the occasional pangs of jealousy she used to feel when Jeff would be laughing and joking with another woman. She was no longer worried that another woman was going to be attracted to the new, battered, heavy, politically-obsessed Jeff.

She had been bemused by Jeff’s political theories and time spent on-line, and thought maybe he had just replaced one addiction with another. Yet the “new Jeff” had some useful attributes. She could have done without his AR-15 in the closet. But his new addiction to on-line politics didn’t bankrupt them or send him to jail, and she had to admit she had developed some doubts about Okomo and the Democrats too. They talked about how great the economy was, spouting statistics, but it sure didn’t feel like it.

And then there were the Mexicans. She was no racist, but many more Mexicans were working at Ball-Mart. She had to admit they were almost all very nice, quiet people; but they seemed to be taking a lot of jobs.

And she remembered that during the worst of their bad years, the early 2010s, when Jeff had run through all his prescription medications, polite well-mannered young Mexican men would knock on the door to supply him with what turned out to be tiny balloons containing little balls of black tar heroin. She didn’t like to admit it, but she could not think about Mexicans anymore without remembering how they seemed to be both taking over her town and poisoning its people.

So when the President announced his candidacy in 2015 and said that the Mexicans were bringing drugs and crime, she was ready to hear him. She did not like him at first. He was such a blowhard. But he kept assuring people like her that he respected them and he would put them first. Hope and change had been promised in 2008, but precious little of either had made it here. And she remembered that her better-educated, wealthier cousins were all Democrats. They looked down on her and her church and her people. It was time to vote for change again.

To hell with Okomo, she had thought at the time. He might have not grown up rich, and maybe he was born in America. But everything fell apart on his watch for us. Maybe somebody had recovered in his eight years. Her cousins sure had. But all she had known was eight years of desperate back-breaking labor under constant uncertainty.

Things weren’t as bad in 2016 as they had been when Okomo was elected. But Mary was through with hope. It had all been too hard. This time she was voting out of anger, to send a message. And even though things had taken a sudden u-turn with the virus after three solid years under the new President, she still trusted him.

Democrats seemed to be out to get him from the time he got elected, and the virus was just their latest attempt. Eventually she started believing more of what Jeff told her from the Internet. There was a Deep State out to get him, and the virus had been hatched by them. Everything said and done against him was part of a big Hoax designed to overturn a legal election. Remember when Ruppert had come out with his report? It seemed like a decade ago now. But the Democrats couldn’t even get Ruppert to say the President had committed a crime, and well, that just drove those Democrats crazier. They impeached him over some phone call with another country’s leader. A phone call!

And that had failed too, and the Democrat candidates were terrible, twenty-plus people falling all over each other to get the cameras on them. And then the last two were really old men, older than the President, and anyway they all had said they would give free health care to illegal immigrants even though real Americans didn’t even get that, just when the Deep State Virus Hoax hit. And their responses to that virus just seemed like more giveaways to lazy people.

And later on that year, after all the riots by scary black-clad extremist liberals on Jeff’s YouTube channels, and black people burning down cities after those bad cops killed one of them (she couldn’t blame them for being angry, but they scared her anyway), and maybe the fact that she assumed (but did not know for sure, since they didn’t talk anymore) that her cousins hated the President, made her like the President even more.

So, her vote was never in doubt by November 2020, not even as people she knew or worked with were incapacitated by illness, and some even died. And the President and First Lady got the virus. Heck, she had even gotten it, or so she thought, anyhow. It was like a bad cold for her, but she never felt like she could afford to stay home from work, the way all those rich liberals kept telling her to do. Even with the President getting it, all this nonsense about the virus coming back and the administration covering it up was just more Democrat whining, or maybe another Deep State plot to make the President look bad.

***

And so, she was glad the President was getting inaugurated again today. She looked over at Jeff again. He was right, she decided.

As Jeff turned into the lot and pulled up to the entrance to the store, she saw the long line of people waiting for the Food Pantry, situated next door in a failed big-box store, to open. They looked sullen, beaten, somehow less than human behind their cheap masks. They were the losers; they were the ones looking for handouts; she had risen above them, and she would never be where they were, never again.

“Thanks, hon,” Mary said, kissing Jeff on the cheek as she opened the door and got out. She opened the back passenger-side door and got her purse out. Jeff rolled down the passenger side window.

“8:30,” she said to Jeff. She suddenly thought about her daughter Jane, who had been coughing in her rear bedroom when they left. “Remember, if Jane’s cough gets worse, bring her to the doctor.”

“I will,” Jeff said. He called to someone behind her. “Hey, Geno. How are you? Nice piece.”

“Hey, Jeff,” replied the armed guard, toting an AR-15 a lot like Jeff’s. He grinned and said, “Nice shirt.”

“You know him?” Mary said, putting her purse over her shoulder.

“Sure. Met him at some on-line meetings,” Jeff said. Mary turned and looked at the guard. All the entrances had been similarly guarded ever since the food riots that had started about the same time as the Black Lives Matter protests the previous year, then increased as rent forgiveness ended and unemployment supplements lapsed and destitution became more widespread. She had wished back then that she could wear body armor at work. Sometimes she still did. She waved to Jeff and walked toward the door.

“Hey, Gene.”

“Hey, Mary.”

She took one last look at Jeff and smiled. He smiled back as he pulled away. Her family had been through hell the last twelve years. But now at least they were not going to be last in line for anything.

Happy Inauguration Day, Mr. President, she thought. You might be far from perfect, even a real dirtbag in some respects, just like the Democrats said.

But you’re our dirtbag.

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Wednesday, January 20, 2021, 8:00 AM Eastern Standard Time

Bill Ruppert was on his fourth cup of coffee at 8 o’clock. He had just finished reading the newspaper in the dining room when his wife came down the stairs.

“Working?” she said, a small towel over her shoulder and a water bottle in her hand for her elliptical workout.

“A little, earlier,” he said. “Now I am just reading the papers.”

“A big day in Washington,” she responded.

“I guess,” Bill replied.

“You’re not going, obviously.”

“I wasn’t invited, and even if I had been, I think I’d have stayed away.”

“Good idea. I’m afraid we’re in that virus-vulnerable demographic, dear,” she said, and walked out toward their small exercise nook.

“True. I was going to go in, but I thought maybe I’d stay home with you today,” he said loudly after her. “What do they call it – work remotely, like we did all last spring.”

Bill turned back to the headlines.

“INAUGURATION PROCEEDS DESPITE COURT CHALLENGES”

“MASS PROTESTS BY BLACK LIVES MATTER, WOMEN’S MARCH, DEMOCRATS PLANNED FOR INAUGURAL SPEECH”

“WHITE SUPREMACISTS TO FORM ‘PROTECTIVE CORDON’ AROUND CAPITOL; SECURITY PROBLEMS FOR INAUGURAL NOW COMPOUNDED BY VIRUS ISSUES”

Thank god he was finished with that whole mess.

Eighteen months earlier, he had been the tranquil eye of the hurricane, at the center of the greatest political storm, certainly, at least, of the still-young century: Special Counsel Ruppert.

The amount of criticism he had taken through the entire process, from all sides, had been like nothing he had experienced in his life, and that counted combat in Vietnam, as well as 9/11.

Not that he had minded. He had a thick hide. In fact, when he was not being attacked by someone, preferably everyone, he felt as though he was not doing his job, which was to do the hard thing when everyone else would have done the easy thing.

Democrats thought he would bring them salvation. Republicans cursed his name, or at best grudgingly said that he should be allowed to finish his work as Special Counsel, and then he could be judged.

When he did finish his work, all sides found something to hate. He thought that was a good measure of his rectitude. Democrats called him to testify before Congress, despite his openly telling the world that the report he had issued could speak for itself, and he would never go beyond its text in any testimony. He went before them; he answered their questions as often as humanly possible with “Yes” and “No.” When forced to elaborate further by the format of the question, he would stop, consider his response for several seconds, then answer in one short sentence.

He had warned them that he would not go beyond the conclusions he and his team had reached in his investigation, but they had hauled him up to Capitol Hill anyway, and he went. And frustrated everyone involved.

Except himself. He felt the angst of the Democrats at his refusal to say the President should be impeached for obstruction of justice; he felt the angst of Republicans who wanted him to exonerate the President completely. He was just where he wanted to be: equally annoying to all political sides.

Maybe a little more annoying to the Democrats. He had always, until he was asked to stay on by the Okomo administration in his last big full-time government job, been appointed by Republicans. Sure, sometimes the Republicans contained an untoward element that offended his Presbyterian-converted-to-Episcopalian sensibilities. But they were the party of order. He had spent his entire adult life as a guarantor of order – a military officer, then a prosecutor, then a federal law enforcement officer. His faith in the GOP as the party of orderliness and sense was a lot like his faith in the Episcopalian God: useful in allowing him to proceed with his work, whether that was conducting search-and-destroy missions in the jungles of Quang Tri Province, or prosecuting a murder suspect in Washington, D.C.; but never really examined.

The Democrats, to him, were the party of disorder and political hackery, of Dick Daley, and Jimmy Carter’s stagflation, and the Blue Dress. So, if he had resisted Democrats just a little more stoutly when they pleaded with him to be more forthright about this particular Republican President, obviously corrupt and repugnant though he was, it was because Bill’s unexamined and unexaminable faith in the institutional GOP as the bulwark of American stability made it psychologically impossible for him to give them what they wanted.

He didn’t know this President, even though they came from the same city and were similar ages. The little he had read and heard repelled him. But Bill was an institutional man. He simply assumed that the Republican Party he knew must be using this President as an imperfect tool to accomplish their accustomed mission of maintaining order, to keep the real barbarians away from the gates. If the tool was very flawed, he reasoned, the threat from the other side must be very great. Otherwise why would solid Republican guys like the Majority Leader and Senator Hanson tolerate him?

He had been grateful for the Department of Justice opinion that made it impossible for him to indict a sitting president; it simplified his job and gave him focus, which he prized above all things. He had been taken aback momentarily by his longtime acquaintance the Attorney General’s selective and misleading summary of his team’s findings, which he knew would lead the public to the wrong conclusions. But he trusted that Attorney General, as a long-standing Republican he had worked with, to defend order, far more than he trusted Democrats when they asked him to defend “rule of law.” So, he did his job, and went home.

And now, especially after the virus and the economic implosion and protests against police violence against African-Americans suddenly swallowed all media attention, he could fade away, old soldier – Marine – that he was. He could slip back into something approaching political irrelevance, a Cincinnatus returning to the plow, a Washington returning to his little Mount Vernon. And his legal clients would pay his bills, and allow him to leave a bit of money to his heirs, more money than he ever could have accumulated working for Uncle Sam. He was free, and better yet, it was an earned freedom. He had done his duty, and now here he was, in relative comfort, allowed to live his life. The system, the institutions, had worked. Whatever was going on down on the National Mall was none of his business. He even had come to like this remote work that the virus forced on everyone, though he would never have tolerated it from his own staff back in his heyday.

He was turning to the sports page – finally, after a year of chaos, populated by some actual sports – when his cell phone buzzed. It was his law partner.

He reached for the phone and restrained himself, as he still had to, from saying, “Ruppert, FBI.”

“Ruppert.”

“Hey, Bill.”

“What’s up, Jack?”

“Big day in the capital,” Jack responded.

“Not for me.”

“No, not for you.”

“So, are you wondering where I am?”

“Well, I was surprised to come in after seven and not find you at your desk,” Jack said. “I left you a little note on your chair.”

“Let me guess. ‘I came by at 0700, where were you?’”

“How’d you guess? I figured payback was due.”

“I guess that’s only fair, after 20 years of me doing it to you,” Bill said, equably. 

“But you weren’t here this morning. Is the Marine easing up?”

“Maybe a little,” Ruppert said. “I am 75, you know. I’m right in the crosshairs of this virus thing.”

“I keep forgetting. It seems impossible.”

“Well, time passes. Anyway, I’m sure you did not call to wax philosophical.”

“No, I didn’t.”

“So what’s up?”

“We have a little bit of an issue with the aerospace client.”

“What kind of an issue?”

“I guess you would call it a political risk issue.”

“Something overseas? Israel? Saudi Arabia?”

“No, domestic.”

“Really? Is it something to do with the President?” Bill said, half-jokingly. 

“Kind of,” Jack said.

“Really?” Bill said, again, now at a loss.

“The President, and you,” Jack said.

Bill was silent for several seconds. “Political risk. Me? And the president?”

“Our client has a lot of contracts with the federal government,” Jack said. “They seem to think that the President doesn’t like you, and if they are seen to be associated with you, it could create problems for their DOD programs.”

Bill was mystified again. Jack continued.

“So they have told me that they are going to have to terminate their relationship with our firm.”

“Let me talk to them,” Bill said.

“I don’t think that’s an option. They were pretty insistent.”

“What caused this?”

“I don’t know. I do know the President has continued to Toot about you and to call your investigation ‘illegal’ and ‘a Democrat witch hunt that cost me a whole term.’ I suspect that your name might be mentioned in today’s Inauguration speech.”

Again, Bill was nonplussed. Jack continued.

“It’s just one client. We’ve got plenty of others. We still see you as a rainmaker, Bill.”

“You can take my name off the list of partners. I’m just doing this to keep busy and to bring some money in.”

“I don’t think that would work, and we don’t want to do that anyway. We respect and value you, and we think our clients will too.”

“No idea where this came from?” Bill said.

“Something spooked them. Maybe someone got to their program director at DOD. They are losing a shitload of people at the Pentagon, and the replacements are very political and very green. Being pro-President is a lot more important than knowing about airframes or missile technology, these days.”

“So this could affect other clients too.”

“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. It’s just one right now.”

“Right now.”

“Yes.”

Bill took a long pause, and when no words of reassurance were forthcoming, he said, “Well, thanks for giving it to me straight, Jack.”

“So, no need to come in today for that meeting, I guess. Why don’t you hang around the house today. Traffic’s going to be nuts anyway, and I still think big crowds are something to stay away from, since I hear the virus might not be quite as beaten as the administration has told everyone.”

“Sure. Well, thanks for calling, Jack.”

“I’ll be in touch. And Bill,” Jack said.

“Yeah?”

“Maybe avoid TV and the Internet today. It’ll just get you upset, and you don’t deserve that crap.”

Bill stiffened at this obvious note of pity from one he still considered a protégé. “Thanks for the advice.”

“Take care,” Jack said, with just enough continued sympathy in his voice to annoy Bill further.

“You too,” Bill said, and hung up.

His wife walked in, now with a cup of coffee. Bill sat back on the kitchen stool, expressionless.

“Who was that?” she said, sipping from the cup she held in both hands. Bill shook himself from his reverie.

“It was Jack,” Bill said. “Just some work stuff.”

“Do you have to go in now?”

“I think I am all yours today,” Bill said, putting on a forced smile.

 

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Chapter 4

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Wednesday, January 20, 2021, 10:00 PM Korea Standard Time (8AM Washington Time)

It was after dinner in the Presidential Palace in Pyongyang. The Supreme Representative of the Korean People, who was in fact demonstrably the least representative Korean alive, was just finishing dessert at his huge table. He was dining with two of his twenty deputies, one of whom seemed to be sweating profusely. The two were seated at least twenty feet away from the Supreme Representative.

“Why are you perspiring, Thae-dok?” the Supreme Representative asked, still looking down at his crème brûlée. “Do you have the virus, perchance?”

“I am Thae-song, Dear Respected,” the sweating man replied.

“I always get you two mixed up. I will refer to you from now on as ‘Thae-sweat.’”

“If this pleases you, Dear Respected.”

“It does. Now we must discuss more important matters. Would you like a sanitizing wipe? Perhaps a towel?”

“No, Dear Respected. I am fine. I had the virus long ago.”

“You are not fine.” The Supreme Representative turned to a waiter behind him, clad in a hazmat suit. “Get this man a towel before we all drown in a tsunami of his U.S. Army-virus sweat.”

At this a bead of perspiration rolled down Thae-song’s nose and dripped off its end into his lap. His misery was palpable. The other deputy, grateful for Thae-song’s domination of the Supreme Representative’s attentions, sat back, perfectly composed.

“Maybe I will call you ‘Melting Snowman’ from now on instead.” 

Thae-song accepted a proffered towel gratefully. “Yes, Dear Respected.”

Suddenly the Supreme Representative turned to the other deputy. “Thae-dok,” he barked.

Thae-dok jerked a bit, but his face betrayed no perturbation.

“Yes, Dear Leader?”

“Our enemy is being re-inaugurated today in Washington.”

“Yes, Dear Leader.”

“We have signally failed to obtain the concessions from him that my predecessor sought.”

“Yes, Dear Leader.”

“Still,” the Supreme Representative mused, “he has been more forthcoming than we could have expected when he was first elected.”

“This is true, Dear Leader.”

“Why do you keep referring to me as ‘Dear Leader?’ That’s the one thing Thae-sweat here has gotten right this evening. You must refer to me as ‘Dear Respected’ now.”

“Yes, Dear… Respected.”

“I would think that this was made clear at the last Party Congress, when I was elected to be Supreme Representative. You are a Vice Chairman of the Party, are you not?”

“Yes, Dear Respected. My most humble apologies.” Thae-dok bowed jerkily. Across the table, Thae-song seemed to exude relief. His sweating even appeared to abate a bit.

“Anyway, this President is celebrating his re-installation. Apparently, the election was a farce and ended in a tie, and his hand-picked Supreme Court handed him the office anyway. Just as they did for the president before last. And they call our system lawless.”

“Yes, Dear L… Respected.”

The Supreme Representative shot him a hard look, then continued.

“I would like to prepare a most impressive demonstration for this President. In his honor, so to speak.”

“I think this would be most wise,” Thae-dok said. “Perhaps something like another of the letters from our late Dear Leader that he has praised so fulsomely?”

“No, I think we are beyond letters. I think we need something more impressive.”

“A… parade?” offered Thae-song, from across the table.

“No,” said the Supreme Representative. “Something a bit more explosive.”

“Fireworks?” Thae-dok asked, tentatively.

“Of a sort,” the Supreme Representative answered. “I want to conduct a missile test that will leave them in no doubt that I can reach the entirety of their corrupt nation. In particular, all of the President’s golf resorts.”

“An intercontinental long-range missile, then?” Thae-song offered.

The Supreme Representative glowered at him. “Yes, Thae-sweat. An ICBM. I believe this is the only thing that will get their attention. Also, I want another underground test of our latest device. I want this one to be a success. Before the first of April. If it is not, Thae-sweat, you may suffer the same fate as my predecessor’s dear departed uncle.”

Thae-song began to perspire again, visibly.

“Four hundred ravenous dogs. I can show you the videotape again if you wish.”

“That… will not be necessary, Dear Respected.”

“No, I think that we need some post-dessert entertainment.” He clapped his hands. A waiter approached, head bowed.

“Set up the entertainment center with my favorite video,” he said imperiously.

“Yes, Dear Respected,” the waiter said, bowing abruptly, turning, and almost running out of the room.

“This old President,” the Supreme Representative mused. “I think he badly wants to be me, to have the power I have. He cannot, of course, in his ridiculous democratic system, though he has tried, with this virus, to seize some power on an emergency basis. But his obvious… sympathy for us, and our system, has proven useful to us. He is hardly what I would call a friend. And he is, of course, a strange and hideous man in many respects. Such an odd color. Perhaps from his recent illness? But he has shown himself on occasion to be a…” The Supreme Representative paused to seek the correct phrase. “A wobbly lever for our desires.”

Both deputies nodded at this.

“Now let us retire to the video room,” the Supreme Representative said. “It does my digestion wonders. Whenever the doctors try to prescribe me something for my stomach, I tell them, ‘Just let me see my doggies.’ Or should we watch basketball?”

Neither deputy could suppress a momentarily hopeful expression at this suggestion.

“No, I think the dogs. We are going to the dogs! Ha!” the Supreme Representative laughed. Both deputies laughed mirthlessly at this. Another drop fell from Thae-song’s nose as the three men rose from the table.

The Supreme Representative turned to a waiter. “Destroy everything that Thae-sweat has touched,” he barked. “Chairs, tablecloth, napkins, plates, silverware. The rug also. Incinerate it all. And put a tarpaulin over whatever chair he will sit upon in the video room, and burn that tarp afterwards too.”

The waiter bowed quickly, out of reflex, as did Thae-song, sorrowfully and contritely. The three men made their way out of the dining room.

 

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Chapter 5

5

Wednesday, January 20, 2021, 8:45 AM Eastern Standard Time

Joe Durcan walked slowly west down M Street to kill some of the time until he met with his contacts from the Student Nonviolent Resistance Movement.

He was wondering why he had felt the impulse to go to church this particular morning. He had not attended a religious service, for anything other than the usually premature weddings of his military comrades, or their definitely premature funerals, for a very long time. He did not dwell on theological matters as a rule. Some around him seemed to get far more out of their faith than he ever had: it seemed to make them more certain, to give a structure to their lives, to keep them on track. But for a subset of these, it made them more certain that they were members of a superior club; it kept them on a track that to Joe appeared to lead to nowhere good, and to make them despise those who were not in their group.

Joe had not needed certainty when he had enlisted. He was certain he wanted to get away from where he was and the people around him, to submit himself to a discipline and stop thinking for a while, to accomplish the tasks he was given and not to question their ultimate purpose. He had been young and energetic and very, very serious. He could sense that his parents, who had divorced after he left high school, worried about how serious he seemed to be. If only they had been a little more serious, he thought… He quickly banished that thought from his mind.

So much of everything else he saw around him growing up seemed to him to be very deeply unserious. He supposed the kids around him thought him somewhat humorless. He was okay with that. They never seemed to have a thought or pose or action uninflected by irony. He considered that a waste of life. Their all-pervasive humor seemed to be a massive attempt to seek relief from reality, which they apparently could not face as it was, unmediated. “Look, I just made a joke about death! I’m not scared!”

But they were scared. The constant tension-breaking by means of humor quickly irritated Joe, and made him think that the people addicted to that momentary relief were incapable of courageously facing things as they were.

Joe had no problem facing reality. Joe was a reality junkie. He had somehow imbibed very early on the truth about life: it would end. That fact did not scare him. It felt natural and even, at some level, not wholly undesirable. He was not suicidal. But he felt that the vast majority of humanity spent far too much time denying this reality, either through defensive humor, or simply by not thinking about it. That was not an option in combat. The only way Joe had found to function in combat was to go in assuming that he was going to die, and to fall back on his training to accomplish as much of his mission as he could before that happened. It all was going to end at some point. Keeping that fact somewhere near the front of your consciousness seemed to ground him. Maybe that was his religion.

But there had recently been a disturbance in his consciousness that he was having a harder and harder time ignoring.

What was he, exactly?

***

A year and a half previous, he would have had no trouble answering that question. He was a soldier. He was fighting to save people he knew and liked, and their families and communities, from radical Islamic fundamentalists who were fighting ferociously to force their religion upon those innocent civilians. He was an American and he was a Ranger and a member of an elite Special Operations unit. He had no mental reservations about any of this.

However, on the plane at the end of his tour, heading back to his own country, about to leave the service, a lot of conflict and confusion had arisen. Some of it was familiar from his pre-military existence; some of it, however, was new. He was angry and confused by the sudden betrayal, by his own government, of the allies he had fought beside to rid the region of militant theocrats. Having no job waiting for him, he had been referred by his CO to a famous ex-Special Ops CEO of a security firm, who happened (by chance? or was it planned?) to be on his military flight home. That CEO had told him that his firm had recently contracted with the federal government to infiltrate what he described as incipient domestic terrorist cells.

“Are they affiliated with ISIL? Or other Islamic fundamentalist groups?”

The CEO paused for a moment, then said, “Unclear. That’s part of what we need to find out.”

“Sounds pretty alarming,” Joe said. “I had no idea the threat was so close to home.”

“They are also affiliated with the opposition to the President,” the CEO, whose name was Maxfield King, told him. “The big guy gave me the job to get in there and disrupt these actors’ ability to impede his agenda. If people knew all the links between the Deep State and some of these groups, and the further links to foreign terrorist groups, it would blow their minds.”

“The big guy?”

“The President. He told me to use whatever means I deemed necessary to get in and mess up this ‘Resistance,’” Max told him.

Joe considered this for a second. He was not a big fan of this President. But he shared with most of his brothers-in-arms an instinctive revulsion for the woman who had run against him four years earlier. Everything she said seemed carefully calculated and tinged with phoniness. Her voice was harsh, and yet all her speeches seemed inauthentic. Whoever she was on a stage, she was not herself. She seemed to stand for all the bullshit he had grown up around and rejected. Her only skills seemed to be in bullshit things, as opposed to the very concrete technical capabilities that kept him alive in “denied territory.” She wouldn’t last a day there, he thought.

Then he thought again about the current President. He probably wouldn’t last any longer in a firefight, he thought – maybe less, he had to admit. But when he spoke, he did not ever seem to be engaged in the sort of ass-covering, guarded exercise in which his opponent specialized. He was fun to watch. He just let it fly. He knew how to rev an audience up. He was an egomaniac, and maybe an idiot, and probably even a liar. But he wasn’t the painfully calculated elitist he had defeated. Joe was glad he did not have to listen to her voice for four years.

On the other hand, the President’s voice could not be said to be less grating. He was probably not being fair to the President’s opponent, and he had to admit to himself there was an element of misogyny in his attitude.

But after seven months in a combat zone, he had zero appetite for bending over backwards to be polite, and his bank account was pretty low. If this guy was offering paying work for the President, he decided to himself, he could get over his scruples. It didn’t feel like a perfect fit, but it felt like a better fit than working for his opponent would have. Or being unemployed.

“How long have you been deployed?” Max asked him.

“Well, you probably know Spec Ops do pretty short rotations,” Joe said. “But this last one was longer than normal. I was there for seven months. Before that I was training and getting physically ready and all that. Even had some language classes.”

“So you probably have not been paying too much attention to domestic politics for the past three or four years.”

“Not really,” Joe admitted. “No time.” In fact, he had spent a lot of his scant downtime playing video games and streaming superhero and action movies.

“What language did they train you in? Arabic?”

“A little, but more Kurdish.”

“Ah.” Max was silent for a moment. “What did you think when the President pulled the plug?”

Joe seemed about to say something quickly, then thought it over. Finally, he said, “Well, as you can imagine, it was not a lot of fun when the decision came down. We had a lot of crap thrown at us. And I mean that literally. But those decisions get made way above my pay grade.”

“Yours not to question why?”

“Something like that.”

“But do you hold any lingering grudge against the President over that?”

Joe thought about telling him the truth. You’re goddamned right I hold a grudge against that fat non-serving ignorant pig, and I will till I am dead. He had barely left the battlefield, after all; was he already civilian enough to start shading the truth, just a thousand miles out of Qatar?

Apparently he was. Do I owe this stranger the truth, really? he thought.

“Lingering grudge against the President? Wow, I don’t think the President needs to be too concerned with what I think of him. That sounds like another thing far above my pay grade. I mean, what am I, some Democrat presidential candidate? I just left the AOR. I just want to get home and figure out what to do with the rest of my life.”

“Maybe I can help with that,” Max said. “Well, at least for the short term. You want some contract work? I could use a guy like you. Did you go to college?”

“Two years,” Joe said. “I’d like to finish that up.”

“Good man,” Max said. “I think you’ll quickly see that college is very easy compared to being in Special Ops. Courses are tailored to the average college kid. The average college kid has something close to ADHD, and half the time he’s on drugs or drunk or so obsessed with chasing the opposite sex that you should be able to do twice the work in half the time. I suspect you can finish your undergrad degree in a year.”

“I hope that’s true. And I could use a paying gig,” Joe said. “What precisely did you have in mind?”

And that was how Joe had learned about the Student Nonviolent Resistance Movement. “Snerm,” they pronounced it. The way Max described it, it was a cancer on the American body politic, an octopus thrusting its tentacles from campus to campus, perverting the impressionable minds of American youth, setting the whole country up for destruction. It had tens of thousands of committed dues-paying members, and they were being indoctrinated by unknown, probably foreign-based groups, possibly funded by the usual suspect foreign-born Jewish liberal billionaire under the rubric of supporting “democracy in America,” but in fact, they appeared to be devoted to the destruction of capitalism and traditional American values.

“You know, America was never supposed to be a democracy,” Max said. “It was meant to be a republic. The Founders distrusted the rabble. They wanted the enlightened wealthy to rule, elected by men of property.”

“White men of property, as I recall,” Joe said.

“Well, yes, back then,” Max said, giving him a slightly suspicious look. “But the general principle should still apply. The people don’t decide things directly in our system. The whole thing is designed to blunt the power of the ignorant majority. It all goes back to Plato.”

Joe had no response to this, not having gotten deeply into the Greek philosophers by sophomore year at the state school he had attended.

“You heard of Ban Wilson? He’s an expert on all this. A real scholar. He’s kind of a blowhard, and he sure has an ego, but he does do a great spiel on it. Liberals have perverted the Founders’ vision, removed the checks that the Constitution originally intended between direct mob rule and the running of our government. Ban also has a great analysis of how this administrative state grew up like kudzu all over the legitimate government, and how it must be rooted out and destroyed. He also shows how we’ve lost our nationalistic pride, and unless we restore it, we’ll be overrun by inferior cultures and the United States will decay into third-rate status.”

“And this job will help with all that?”

“Well, I don’t know. This is more of a straightforward security and intelligence job. There used to be an outfit called COINTELPRO in the 1960s that did something similar. People forget that we used to have bombs going off in this country on a regular basis. Every day or two in the late ’60s, early ’70s, bombs going off in banks, universities, government buildings. And those bombs weren’t set by conservatives, I can tell you.”

“And this – what was the name of the organization you wanted infiltrated?”

“Snerm. Student Nonviolent Resistance Movement. What a misleading name.”

“So, I go in, infiltrate, attend meetings, try to figure out their plans, and report back?”

“That’s about it.”

“What if someone needs to be arrested?”

“We’ll handle that. The important thing is, you need to preserve your cover. If you yourself have to get arrested to maintain cover, as long as you aren’t engaged in any serious criminality, we’ll take care of you. Just report back if there appears to be some serious stuff going down.”

***

And so he had taken the job. The pay was far superior to anything he could have gotten elsewhere on such short notice. The hours were minimal. All he had to do was to be available to attend meetings of SNRM, which were conveniently almost all in the evening, and write up intelligence reports to send back to Max. Occasionally Max would have him come in and talk over what he was finding.

The main trouble was that he wasn’t finding anything. SNRM did not seem to have the slightest connection to foreign terrorist groups or even foreign-born American Jewish liberal billionaires. It appeared to be exactly what it advertised itself to be: a group of people who were deeply concerned about the direction of the country and who were seeking out nonviolent but dramatic ways to demonstrate their displeasure with the President. That, unfortunately, was a message Max was not prepared to hear.

“You have to dig deeper,” Max said. “The connections are there. I’ve heard rumblings.”

Joe suggested that Max should tell him what the rumblings were, so he could investigate them for himself.

“No can do,” Max said. “Sources and methods.”

So, Joe kept going to the meetings, which included plenty of the kind of college student Max had mentioned: aimless, affluent, sometimes chemically altered, not-very-hard-working undergraduates who did not have a clue as to how good they had it. Some of the girls tried to get close to Joe. He tended to resist these overtures. If he had been eighteen or twenty, he thought to himself, he would almost certainly have dived right in and plunged into what he would have seen, at that age, as a serious relationship with one of them. But at twenty-six, he saw these young women as so completely lacking in life experience as to not even be living on the same planet as he.

But there was one woman who impressed him: Vaneida Allen. She was a professor of history at a local historically black university. She was tall and lean, with impressive arm tattoos. She seemed to be in her thirties; like many men his age (mid-twenties), Joe was a terrible judge of the age of anyone who was not within a few years of his own. He thought she was pretty clearly gay. She was faculty advisor for the DC chapter of SNRM, essentially running the organization as student leaders rotated in and out, and she was the best off-the-cuff speaker he had ever seen. Eventually, after one meeting at her college, he wandered up to her and asked her how she had come essentially to head up the local organization. 

“Who are you?” she had asked.

He told her who she was. Up to a point. Veteran, recently back from Iraq. Disillusioned with the administration’s betrayal of the Kurds. Came home and was distressed with the assault on democracy. Why had he fought for democracy overseas when it was being degraded here at home. Then he threw in a few more talking points he had heard at the meetings to round it out. Vote suppression. Rollback of civil rights. Destruction of the safety net. Blah blah blah.

Vaneida looked a little skeptical at this extra frosting on Joe’s disinformation cake.

“You’ve been paying close attention in the meetings,” she said, finally.

Joe sensed her skepticism and decided to come clean. Up to a point.

“Listen,” he said. “I’ve been overseas a while, and I had a job that completely consumed me. I was never a political junkie. I was a soldier. I was trying to save people from enslavement or worse, and also I was trying every day not to get killed. I did not have a lot of bandwidth to absorb political news from home. But when the President screwed the Kurds, that woke me up, right when I was finishing my tour. I was disgusted. America couldn’t do that, I thought. We’re supposed to be the good guys. So, I came back in a mood to acquire more information. A lot of it, I have gotten here. So if it sounds like I’m parroting talking points, well, guilty. A lot of what I have heard here I never knew before.”

“Are you a student here?”

“I’m studying on-line at a for-profit. I might want to sign up for some courses here, if that’s possible.”

“Normally they only take full-fledged four-year students. But there have been some exceptions.”

“I’ll look into it,” he said. “I got halfway through college before I enlisted.”

“I’d like to hear more about your experience over there,” Vaneida said.

“I am not crazy about talking about it, to be honest,” he said.

“Well, for whatever it’s worth, I was not at all surprised when the President betrayed the Kurds. By my count, this is at least the third time we have done so in the past century. Though this was the most abrupt abandonment.”

“I’ve heard some people say that. I’d like to learn more about that whole history. Hey,” Joe said abruptly, “This is going to sound like a come-on, but it isn’t. I would like to meet for coffee sometime. I could use some advice about my academic career, I want to know more about the Kurds, and American foreign policy history in general, and what needs to be done, and in return maybe I can tell you a little about what I saw over there.”

Vaneida stared at him for a moment. Then she spoke.

“If I met all my students for coffee, that would be a very inefficient method of conveying knowledge,” she said.

“Well, I’m not your student. Not yet, anyway. I’d like to discuss SNRM with you too. I feel like a complete rookie when it comes to a lot of what you guys are talking about. I’m 26, but almost every one of the freshmen in here could run rings around me, historical knowledge-wise and ‘wok-ed’-ness wise. I guess I need some remedial education.”

“Okay,” she said. “Come to my office tomorrow at 3PM. We’ll get some coffee and talk.” She handed him a card.

“Okay. Thanks,” Joe said.

And so they began to meet every Wednesday at 3 for coffee. Joe told himself it was part of his job, to infiltrate this dangerous target organization, but he knew it was actually because he liked and respected Vaneida, he was learning a lot from her, and also, he could admit to himself now as he approached the Rock Creek bridge, because he was lonely.

That last part bothered him. He did not like feeling weak, or dependent on other human beings. He could tell she was intrigued by his wartime experience; though it still made him uncomfortable to talk about that, he pushed through that in order to preserve the relationship.

He in turn was reading more than he had ever read in his life, drinking in the things she was teaching him. She was starting to make a hell of a lot of sense. He felt tectonic plates moving inside him that had not moved in a very long time, if ever. It wasn’t romantic – obviously, it never could be – but it was, to him, a very serious relationship.

And then the virus hit, and canceled all face-to-face meetings for a long time, both for SNRM and for the two of them. Meeting over a computer screen was simply not the same, though they did try it from time to time, mostly requested by him. The post-George Floyd protests further interrupted their previous routine; Vaneida seemed to be spending a fair amount of time at them, while Joe mostly stayed home and read and tried to pile up on-line college credits. His reports to Max had for some time now been little more than a tissue of tantalizing distortions meant to continue this connection. The virus provided an excuse for the lack of damning intelligence about SNRM from Joe, but it was an excuse that could not last forever.

It was during this period when he began to be beset by the feeling that he did not know who the hell he was. It was pretty obvious that Max’s ideas about SNRM were completely nuts. And that did not speak well for the President’s entire agenda, which his treachery to the Kurds had already caused Joe to doubt. He could not figure out whether Max himself was a real bullshit artist, or whether he believed his own bullshit, which would be, in a way, far worse. But Joe was in deep now, and he could not see a good way out.

He felt more at home, in general, with the libertarian right, because they seemed to have the lowest bullshit quotient of any part of the political spectrum. But he had never really had time for politics before he came back to the States. Before he had enlisted, he had been easily irritated by people obsessed by politics, whether from the left or the right. Their obsession seemed to come from some psychologically questionable place. They always seemed to be selling something, trying to convince you to be the same as them so they wouldn’t feel so alone in the universe. It was a lot like the impulse that led people to engage in compulsive ironic humor, or to join religious cults. They were bullshit artists, and bullshit artists always seemed to be bullshitting themselves most of all.

But Vaneida, he knew, was not a bullshit artist. She seemed calm and well-informed and was not eager to proselytize him or anyone else. She was no communist, nor did she have “Islamofascist sympathies,” both things that Max insisted must pervade her group. Her outlook seemed to arise more from the experience of her particular racial background and sexual orientation than from any externally inculcated ideology. If you wanted to know something, she would try to give you information. If you weren’t interested, she would not push. Unlike Maxfield King, she saw the world, it seemed to Joe, basically as it was, and then asked herself, what, if anything, should or could be done about it?

And Joe had begun to realize that he agreed with almost everything she said, and had begun to think of himself not as a spy for the President on SNRM, but maybe as a sort of double agent, with a preference for her side.

He knew it was a rationalization. Until he came clean to Vaneida, he was betraying her just as the President betrayed the Kurds: using her to achieve his own short-term ends. And that feeling was creating an unsustainable conflict within him. Something had to give.

He had been walking north along Rock Creek, giving a wide berth to masked cyclists and joggers, but no clear answer came to him. He looked at his watch. It was 9:30. As he turned around to walk to the rendezvous point for the Inauguration, a cyclist almost hit him.

“Pick a side!” the cyclist shouted as he swiftly receded to the north.

 

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Wednesday, January 20, 2021, 10:00 AM Eastern Standard Time

Janice Isley took her pink knit hat off in the sparsely populated, strictly socially-distanced vegetarian restaurant a half mile northeast of the National Mall, and offered a plate of avocado toast to her friend, Professor Vaneida Allen, who sat diagonally across from her in the large booth. Vaneida declined it. Janice then offered it to Jenna Jones, the other woman on her side of the booth.

“Have some avocado toast, Nature Girl,” she said. “You’re wasting away.”

Jenna, who was a former student of Vaneida’s, and now a paralegal at Janice’s law firm, reached over and took a couple of slices. She had long since learned to endure Janice’s good-natured ribbing about her love of camping and the outdoors.

“Thanks, City Girl,” she responded.

The restaurant had a sign out front, which could be seen at a number of the trendier eateries in the District:

No Medallions Required or Wanted Here
Stay Six Feet Apart – Wear Masks to Protect Others

WE ARE ALL EQUAL HERE
If You Have Symptoms, Please Stay Home

None of the customers wore lanyards with the otherwise common “MK” medallions in this restaurant.

“Look at this,” Jenna said, holding out her phone, which displayed a Presidential Toot.

–<() Protesters protesting the Winners are the Anti-Democricy Party! Overturning LEGAL elections! They deserve what they get! Jail for domestic terrorists!

Vaneida looked at her friends, who seemed a bit tense.

“You both ARE symptom-free, right?” Vaneida said.

“Well, symptoms of THAT virus, sure,” said Janice. “I can’t say I’m totally clean otherwise.”

Vaneida laughed.

“Okay. But loosen up, ladies,” she said, grinning.

“I’m loose,” Jenna, a short, petite, but deceptively tough 23 year-old said, a bit defensively.

“Just remember your training,” Vaneida said, more seriously. “It’ll kick in.”

“I’m ready,” Jenna responded.

Janice, a larger woman who some people (too many, in her opinion) thought resembled the mixed martial arts fighter Ronda Rousey, said, disgustedly, “Did we really have to buy those fricking red hats?”

“It’s about time some white people had to pass for something they weren’t,” Vaneida said, grinning.

“It does make my skin crawl just a bit,” Jenna said.

“It’s a time of sacrifice,” Vaneida said.

“What a year. What a… what do you call a four-year period?” Janice asked.

“Olympiad?” Jenna said.

“Wearing red hats is going to be a breeze,” Vaneida said. “The tough thing is going to be getting out of there without getting hurt. And,” she said, pointing at the two, “without hurting others. Dr. King rules, you two. Nonviolence. I know you’ve been doing extra reps at the gym, but that’s to help you escape, not to harm others. If necessary, drop, curl up, and cover your faces.”

The two nodded solemnly.

“Now, Joe is solid,” Vaneida went on. “If anyone can get us out of there in one piece, it’s him. He was Special Forces.”

“Does he know the Dr. King rules?” Jenna asked.

“I told him we couldn’t hurt anyone. He seemed okay with that. I’ll tell him again when we get there.”

“Anyway, look at all these people on the street,” Jenna said, more cheerfully. “I can’t believe it! There must be a million of us, even with the virus. We’ll probably get arrested, right?” she asked in an abrupt change of topic.

“Maybe, maybe not,” Vaneida said. “You can’t tell with the DC cops. Sometimes they’ll take you away and then just let you go. As for the crowds, a million people, two million. It’s too bad they seem not to have showed up to vote two months ago.”

“Well, they suppressed the vote with all the virus alerts and fearmongering, and stopping vote by mail,” Janice replied. “I thought maybe if things got so flipping bad, even the dumbest people in the Midwest and South would see that they are getting screwed, but the virus changed everything.”

“The Lord God sent a plague unto them in the form of a virus,” Vaneida said. “If anything was going to get their attention, that should have. I don’t think anything ever will. I think they suspect that we think they are dumb, and that makes them vote against us forever.”

“You don’t think they are dumb?” Jenna asked.

“I think they are angry. I think this guy is a six-foot-two flabby disease-spreading middle finger they are using to flip us all off. I think the more disgusting he is, the worse things have gotten under him, the more people die from the virus, the better they like it, because it’s their way of saying, ‘THIS is how much we hate you.’”

“But it’s the Republican leaders that give them that power,” Jenna said.

“And those Republicans keep setting up double binds – heads they win, tails we lose. Like the medallions. Now they literally have a way to divide Americans into two groups, and either we go get their authentication and agree to their division of America, or they are able to shut us out of most restaurants and public places. In a way, you’ve got to hand it to them. Every time we think, ‘Oh, THIS time we really have them, THIS time they can’t possibly escape,’ they somehow find a way to turn it back on us and get even more power. We just can’t win. Even against the Plague President.”

“Even him getting the virus, they just flipped from saying it was a ‘hoax’ to saying it was the most dangerous thing ever and only a superman like him could survive it,” Jenna mused.

“Then why are we here?” Janice said.

“Because maybe it’s when things are most hopeless that showing up really matters. Pessimism, optimism, they’re two sides of the same emotional coin. If your actions are founded on emotion instead of logic, you’ve already lost. I’m here without hope and without expectation. I suggest you abandon hope too.”

“Isn’t that cynical?” Jenna said.

“I’m not cynical,” Vaneida shot back. “I just think sentimentality kills. If we get too high and lose, we will get really low afterward. I don’t know whether this will work or whether it will fail, whether my being here can help or not. I just know I had to be here, so when I’m old I can say we went into the lion’s den, standing up for what we believe.”

“Well,” Janice replied, in a hopeless tone, “I have to choose to believe that that six-foot-two piece-of-shit middle finger is ultimately going to end up being seen by history as a symbol of a dying age of intolerance, racism, sexism, xenophobia, resistance to science, and ignorance. And disease. So, the worse he is, the better for us, too. I choose to have faith that he will end up being a disgusting filthy lever we can use to bring about a more just future. Like Bull Connor.”

“Isn’t it pretty to think so,” Vaneida said, and took a drink of her icewater. “Okay, let’s get going.” She motioned to the server for the bill, credit card in hand. The server brought it over, then took her card went to process it.

“Okay, let’s get on the same page. From here we go to the car and get ourselves ready,” she said. “I’ve got medallions and the red caps and sweatshirts in the trunk.”

The other women nodded.

The server came back and handed her the bill. She leaned forward, calculated for a moment, signed the bill, closed the folder, and laid it on the table.

“Thanks,” Janice and Jenna said in unison.

“I also have all our tickets to get into the enclosed area,” Vaneida said. “We will meet Joe at the northeast entrance. Are you scared?”

The two women looked at each other quickly and laughed nervously.

“Good. You should be scared. This is a dangerous thing we are doing. Only a nut would not be scared. You think Dr. King wasn’t scared? He was scared every day. Now, we aren’t going to get killed. We might get our hair mussed. But you are ready. And I’m here for you. And this Joe guy is supposed to be good in these situations. Now this is your last chance to bail. I won’t be disappointed in you if you do.”

The other two women looked at each other, then back at Vaneida. Both shook their heads.

“Okay. Let’s go.”

Vaneida waved to the server and the three of them walked out into the gray morning street. They went around the corner to a parking garage and went up the stairs to Vaneida’s car. She opened the trunk and pulled out a large banner that had been rolled up. She took off her sweater and turned to the other two.

“Now roll this thing up around me.”

Janice picked up the banner and placed it over Vaneida’s midriff. Vaneida held it there for the first go-round, and Janice began walking around her, gradually wrapping her in the banner. When she was done, they all laughed.

“You look like the Michelin Man,” Janice said.

“What’s that?” Jenna said.

“Kids these days,” Vaneida said. “An old tire ad. Actually, way before my time too. Okay, tape it on.”

Janice used duct tape to fasten the banner around Vaneida.

“Not too much tape,” Vaneida said. “We want to be able to get it off quickly. Now the back brace.”

“Why do you need that?” Jenna said.

“If and when they do a body check, this banner is not going to feel normal,” Vaneida explained. “It’ll feel too stiff. I need something to explain the thickness and the stiffness.”

“That’s smart,” Jenna said.

“Plus,” she said, “I do have a bad back. Old basketball injury. Good thing it came in useful for once.”

Janice helped Vaneida put the back brace on over the banner.

“Can you give me that big long sweatshirt?” Vaneida said to Jenna. Jenna complied, handing her the red shirt with the slogan supporting the President. Vaneida pulled it on over the entire get-up.

“Well, if nothing else, no one will want to mess with you while you’re wearing that,” Janice said. “You’re a tank.”

Vaneida grinned. “Now once we get in there and past the security, we wait like good supporters of the President, but behind everyone. We have to be in the last row. We’ll wear our hats and cheer for him until he gets past a minute or two into his speech, then I’ll give you the sign. I’ll take off the back brace. You, Janice, will undo the tape, and then we’ll get this dude to unroll it fast with us. I may have to twirl around like a top to let you guys get it off me. Then we’ll hold it up in the air. They won’t stand for that for long, so we need to try to keep it up long enough for the cameras to see it. Maybe 30 seconds. Keep your hats and stuff on to confuse the people near us. Then when I give the sign, drop the banner, find Joe, and run with him for the exit. No need to keep the banner, it will have served its purpose. Got all that?”

The two other women took deep breaths and nodded. “Okay,” Vaneida said. “Let’s walk over there.”

 

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Chapter 7

7

Wednesday, January 20, 2021, 10:00 AM Eastern Standard Time

At almost precisely the same moment, a few blocks away, at the Trolley Diner, three men, wearing “MK” medallions on lanyards, like everyone else in the restaurant, were seated in a large booth.

“So, even though the President fired you and said you don’t know anything, you’re happy he got re-elected and is gonna be re-naugurated?” Billy Boland asked.

“Of course I’m happy he got re-elected,” Ban Wilson said, spraying a small amount of scrambled eggs across the booth onto the jackets of the two men across from him.

Ban was a portly man of medium height, with greying black hair and a large jaw surmounting copious jowls. His tan corduroy jacket and brownish fabric tie seemed designed to absorb and camouflage scrambled eggs or any other foodstuffs that might not complete the journey into the Wilson mouth, which was fairly constantly speaking, whether he was eating or not. Billy, his interlocutor, seemed unperturbed and made no move to clean his jacket.

“His opponent was unthinkable as a leader,” Wilson continued. “His opponent would have reversed all the progress we have made over the last four years. It would have been the end of the United States as we know it. The Founders would have been rolling in their graves. It was a non-starter.”

“But what about, his, you know, getting the virus?”

“What about it?”

“Like… was that real? I heard it wasn’t real.”

Ban’s face grew even redder than normal. A vein throbbed at his temple.

“Bill, just drop it,” said Jake Nalley, who had squirted some hand sanitizer on his napkin, then used it to remove the eggs and sterilize any remaining stain.

Ban resumed his statement.

“Our ends are the destruction of the administrative state, the return of American greatness through nationalism and the rejection of the technocrat globalists, and a world movement of nationalists striding arm in arm toward the future, each of them free to pursue their unique national goals based on their pride in their own unique culture and history, preserving that culture, which they truly believe is the best culture and society possible, without any interference from globalist do-gooders telling them they can’t go to restaurants, or football games, or have their own kind of light bulbs, or cook meat in their own traditional way without someone telling them it’s unsanitary, or seek to restore their nation to the greatest point in their people’s history.”

Billy’s lower jaw had dropped somewhere close to his sternum, and his eyes squinted in incomprehension. He had been chosen for his look, his attractiveness to youth, his reputation as a shit-hot surfer, and much less for his familiarity with the political philosophy of his host. In truth, he had been chosen because he attracted attractive females to the rest of the group, females who would not have ordinarily been caught dead within the same zip code as them.

“What about the virus?” Billy asked. “You think he did a good job on the virus?”

“Yes. But that is irrelevant. Diseases, plagues, potato blights, they come and go. Each one just shoves us further toward where we need to go. We can always depend on the liberals’ Presidential Derangement Syndrome to kick in and make them overreach. They said millions would die and it would all be the President’s fault. Great! Millions failed to die, so that means the President did a great job. But the virus helped in other ways. It eliminated the weak, strengthened borders and nationalism, dispensed with phony multiculturalism and political correctness, kept the weak-minded away from the polls, and now it will allow each nation to pursue their priorities unhindered by the WHO and other globalist busybodies. They call us ‘doorknob lickers?’ Embrace the name with pride, lads. Better a world full of rude nationalists than one run by well-behaved rootless cosmopolitans, any day.”

“Uh, I was wondering about that. If all the countries are pursuing their own stuff,” Billy continued, “and being, like, rude nationalists and all, and they all say their culture and whatnot is the best, and they each deserve to win, and there are, what, like, 100 countries, and they all think the other guy’s culture and whatnot is wrong…” His arms were waving slowly in the air, and his index fingers were slowly approaching one another, as if trying to arrive at a point.

Ban cut him off. “You haven’t read the Leo Strauss I gave you, have you, Billy?”

“I started it, but he started talking about this Platto guy, and I had never read that dude, so I figured what’s the point.”

“The point is this,” Ban said. “The point is, I have a vision here, and it’s cogent and coherent, and it’s Straussian as shit, and captures the zeet-geist, and I don’t want you talking when cameras are around. I want you to keep your mouth shut if you see a camera within a quarter-mile of you. Better yet, just don’t talk for the rest of the day, because there are going to be cameras all over the place.”

“Unless, like, there are some chicks that come by,” Jake whispered to him.

Billy screwed his face up into an expression of consternation once again. Then he suddenly sneezed. The entire restaurant went silent, staring at him. Billy belatedly brought his napkin up to his face, looking around guiltily. Gradually the hum of conversation picked up again. After a minute, he looked hopefully again toward Ban.

“But you do like that he’s gonna be President again, even though he fired you?”

Ban gestured with a slice of toast he had loaded with butter and grape jelly. With each word, he thrust the toast toward Billy, and grape jelly flew across the table, causing Jake to lean far away from Billy.

“Here’s – what – you – need – to – know.”

Billy looked across the table, chastened and expectant.

“The President is not perfect. He does not understand the full ramifications of our global anti-globalist vision in which the United States can find its global greatness again by tearing down global institutions and encouraging every nation to express its own unique culture and pursue its own interests as far as they want, while we do the same thing, without interference from our neighbors or global busybodies, the way God intended, thereby guaranteeing global security.”

“But then won’t they –”

“Shut up.”

“Okay.”

“The POINT,” Ban said, holding his toast out in one hand and his knife in the other, like some knight holding out shield and sword, “is that this President may not be perfect, but he is a blunt instrument for our vision. Now shut up and eat. You’ll need the calories. There could be mass violence from Antifa.”

Billy stared across the table. “Auntie who?”

 

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Wednesday, January 20, 2021, 10:00 AM Eastern Standard Time

A mile or so away, in the Senate Dining Room, the Senate Majority Leader was sitting across the table from a Very Important Donor. A plexiglass shield bisected the table, since the major virus outbreak among Republicans the previous autumn; each of them had earbuds linked to their phones for the purposes of discreet conversation. Latex-gloved, masked waiters cruised between tables, refilling water glasses.

“So,” the VID said. “Big day for all of us, isn’t it?”

“Yes,” the Majority Leader said. “For a while it looked pretty touch-and-go. The virus had me pretty glum about six months ago.”

“It was a crazy year,” the VID said, reaching for his icewater.

“But then the virus ended up saving us. People love to root for someone overcoming illness. And people hate riots, and crave order. And Democrat voters turned out to be uniquely easy to scare away from the polls, especially after the President got the virus. And the mail-in vote was easy to suppress. I know you were less than pleased when we were forced to pass those emergency stimulus packages, but unemployment had spiked, and people were dying, and minorities were rebelling against law and order, and rioting for food, and we thought unless we showed some flexibility, the Republican brand was toast.”

“Well, we were not crazy about that. But all in all, a remarkable achievement.”

“And then there were the MK medallions. That was a stroke of genius on the part of Maxfield King and the President’s son-in-law. A private sector solution to ensuring public health. And control of those precious medallions could ensure that our voters turned out, and their voters were not allowed in, not even by their own poll-watchers. And many of the profits made from the medallions – and the drugs, and the ventilators, and the other equipment – have made their way into our campaign coffers! Talk about a win-win-win! …But overall,” he hastened to add, “it was largely thanks to your generosity and vision that we turned this whole crisis into an opportunity and cemented the President’s – and the Republican Senate’s and House’s – victory.”

“Or did we?” the Donor said. “We’ve ended in a 269-269 tie, and there are still decisions to be made about who won certain districts.”

The Majority Leader waved these concerns aside. “The Supreme Court has ruled,” he said. “Nothing can change that. By the time the ‘final’ vote totals are in, it will all be a moot point. And that Supreme Court decision is what you paid for. Not directly, of course, that would be bribery.” He chuckled, but his eyes were not smiling. He looked around to make sure no one else was within listening range.

The VID turned his fluted glass upward, finished his mimosa, and impatiently gestured to a nearby masked black waiter for a refill. “Now, how about the rollback of Medicare and Social Security, as well as the final dismantlement of Okomocare? Many of our boys” – he had to correct himself again, political correctness was certainly a chore in this city – “many of the members of our network have made it clear to me that Entitlement Reform was their top priority, and there are people even on our side saying that might have to wait while everyone gets a big handout till this recession is over.” He leaned back and extended his $10,000 Lucchese cowboy boots under the table.

“Of course,” the Majority Leader went on in his lugubrious monotone, “because our members, unlike yours, need to win re-election on a regular basis, they cannot be as forthright publicly as your network members are able to be. Ending Social Security and Medicare – and of course food stamps and welfare and Medicaid – as well as the anti-freedom socialist Okomocare, are the right things to do.”

“You better believe it,” the VID said a bit heatedly. “These socialist schemes destroy the initiative of the workers of America. Why get up and use your head to face your situation if the Nanny State is going to be there every time a few people start to cough, feeding your hungry kids and handing you the rent money?”

“I’m happy to say we are on the same page,” the Majority Leader answered almost warmly, shooing a Hispanic waitress away. “Now after this first term, seeing how amenable the President was to that very generous tax cut for our job creators, how he celebrated it in the Rose Garden with all of us, well, even if he does try for a third term, which between us, I think we are far closer to achieving than you might believe, well, I think we will be able to get him to come around on that.”

“That’s why,” the Majority Leader continued, fiddling with his Rolex, “I think this is the exact time to press our advantage, through securing the integrity of elections by demanding Real ID, shutting off remaining mail-in voting options, and closing voter registration facilities down in unfavorable counties. As long as Republican Senators and a Republican President keep filling the federal benches with reliable conservatives, this may be just the beginning for us. But we have an entire set of further reforms we are working on to make sure that unfortunate demographic changes do not threaten the very nature of this nation.”

“Such as?” The VID leaned forward, intrigued.

“Well, to start with, we have taken inspiration from our Democrat friends who were shooting their mouths off during the last four years,” the Majority Leader answered. “You see, some of the more radical among them announced they were in favor of some truly unprecedented moves to expand their power and undo much of the good work we have done. Well, when they were yelling about that, they probably never calculated that it was us, and not them, who would control all branches of government in 2021. So, I have had some preliminary discussions with my caucus about two particular items that we playfully call ‘the Democrat 2021 Agenda.’”

“I’m all ears,” the VID said.

“Well, first of all, they proposed expanding the Supreme Court, as the Constitution allows the Congress to do. Of course, they forgot one little detail – they forgot to win Congress and the Presidency in 2020.”

“I have to admit, I was prepared for the worst November 3,” the VID said. “But even I was amazed at how they dissolved into competing factions and refused to unite.”

“Well, mystifying to some, and their factionalism surely did make defeating them as easy as pushing on an open door, but I wouldn’t say that we had nothing to do with that collapse.”

“Of course. And to think some people were saying that the Russians had something on Republican leadership,” the VID said, staring at the Majority Leader to gauge his reaction.

At this, the Majority Leader turned a bit pale, but continued with his peroration, after a long drink of water.

“There were very well-coordinated efforts on our part, especially on social media, to exacerbate their divisions and make sure they never coalesced.”

The Majority Leader thought back to the crazy months preceding the election, and all the work his “plumbers” had put in, as well as the incompetence of their opposition. The “technical malfunctions” in the Iowa Caucuses; the persistence of certain candidates thanks to mysterious SuperPAC contributions; the dry run of the Wisconsin primary election, in which Republicans used the pandemic to try to massively depress turnout in the harder-hit Democrat precincts, as a rehearsal for the fall (failing to get the result they wanted, but learning what did and didn’t work in the process); the sudden, seemingly random, entry of an erratic but popular African-American rap star as an independent candidate to strip away African- American voters from the Democrat; the sabotage of the Postal Service; the waterfall of “October Surprises” they had dropped on the eventual nominee, and finally, the replacement of swing state electors chosen by voters with slates chosen by the Republican legislatures.

And, of course, they had made sure there were plenty of viral phone-video scenes of chaos at urban polling places that his people had cooked up in advance of the election and posted on the morning of November 3.

“You fellas did a bang-up job, I’ll admit it,” the VID said.

“Well, when your back is to the wall, the real creativity comes out.”

“Indeed.”

And that’s the one thing our Democrat friends never seem to appreciate, the Majority Leader thought to himself. We will always go far beyond where they would go. And more than that, we will go far beyond where they are prepared to believe we will go. Willie Horton in 1988, the “Brooks Brothers Riot” at the 2000 Florida recount, smearing a ‘war hero’ Democrat in 2004, smearing the 2016 Democratic candidate, ramming through an election in Wisconsin in which the main stronghold of Democrat voters has been reduced from 180 polling places to five, monkey-wrenching the mail and the Census, simply overriding voter preferences by having the state legislatures declare “vote fraud” and an “emergency” and replace their chosen electors with Republican ones…

The Majority Leader said aloud, “We play for keeps, and the Democrats simply do not.”

“Indeed.”

“But we cannot count on these tactics, brilliant as they have been, to continue to work with this anti-American demographic wave we are facing,” he continued. “Therefore, we are going to proceed with all deliberate speed to add six justices to the Supreme Court.”

“Six? Wow,” the VID said, whistling. “With Democrat deaths opening two seats – ”

“One, shall we say, overdue death, and the less-anticipated recent second one, thanks to the virus.”

“That turns a 5-4 majority into an 13-2 majority,” the VID continued.

“That is the hope,” the Majority Leader said.

“Well, that’s one, and a big one. What’s the second thing?”

“The Democrat loudmouths at one moment in time were bemoaning their fate because, although they had a very large majority of the popular vote for their Senate candidates, they persistently have been at a disadvantage in the number of Senators that they can actually elect.”

“The Senate is God’s natural gerrymander,” the VID said.

“And yet we have failed to press our full advantage there,” the Majority Leader continued. “Some Democrat extremists helpfully pointed out that the Constitution also allows the Congress to create new states. They were proposing the District of Columbia and Puerto Rico, of course.”

“Of course.”

“Well, one of their number, writing in a liberal-biased media outlet, once again helpfully pointed out that Congress could, if they wished, divide the District of Columbia up into, say, twenty pieces, each a solid blue state for them.”

“Interesting.”

“Of course, once again, they have failed to do the basic blocking and tackling – and unifying – necessary to even have a chance in hell at putting these schemes into practice. Instead, they have left us with the power to potentially use their own ideas against them, but with more imagination and thoroughness.”

“How?”

“Thank goodness for that Democrat loudmouth. You see, we don’t have an already existing Republican Puerto Rico or Washington, but we can carve new Republican states out of already solidly Republican states. We’ve put some feelers out to some state parties, through deniable channels, and they are enthusiastically for it.”

“How many states are you thinking of dividing?”

“We are proposing basically all the large-majority dependable Republican states in the South and Midwest and West, as well as Alaska. Texas is a tough one. They do love being the biggest state, so they will be happy to see Alaska chopped up, but we may have to hold up on North Texas, East Texas, West Texas.”

“Where else?”

“Alabama is a no-brainer. Mississippi is dicey – they do have a very large negro population.” (The Leader pronounced this penultimate word as if the first vowel were a short ‘i.’) “West Virginia is easy. The Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas are all pretty straightforward. Missouri might be a stretch. Wyoming is a one-foot putt. Idaho too. Utah is, of course, idiosyncratic, but in the end should present few problems.”

“This sounds very exciting,” the VID said. “As long as they produce Republican senators that can be depended upon to support our agenda.”

“That’s the great advantage we have gained by having the party united behind one man, period,” the Leader went on. “Anything that we can portray as supporting him, they will back to the death. So, I think we can be pretty certain that this plan will get their support. We may not always agree with his methods, or even his policies, but he has made some nearly unthinkable actions almost easy toaccomplish.”

“So, let’s see. From my count, being conservative, that’s at least one extra state from West Virginia, Alabama, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, both Dakotas, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, and Alaska?”

“We were thinking of dividing Alaska in three.”

“So, we will have at least 12 new states, all Republican. Twenty-four more dependable Republican votes.”

“That’s right. You are an excellent vote-counter. I could use you as a whip. Of course,” the Leader said, “that doesn’t even count the up to 12 or so added House members who should also be reliable Republicans. Not to mention,” the Majority Leader said, smiling his odd toothless broad-lipped smile, “the House seats we will gain from our unfortunately virus-attenuated Census process, which completely avoided whole neighborhoods that seemed… unhealthy to our census collectors, and of course undercounted in city neighborhoods where computer ownership was less than universal.”

“Brilliant,” the VID said, sitting back. “Well, you’ve done more for fracking and shareholder value and unrestrained American capitalism than any Majority Leader in history,” the VID said. “If this plan succeeds, you may end up being more significant in our national history than all but a couple of Presidents. Maybe even this one.”

“Well, that’s kind of you to say,” the Leader answered, unsmilingly. Then he turned philosophical. “It is a great day. I think we all harbored – hell, may still harbor – doubts about our friend at 1600. But we have to admit that he has been, if not the ideal avatar for our hopes and dreams, at least an effective, though perhaps an unlovely, exponent for them.”

“Well that’s some pretty fancy speechifying. I guess that’s why you’re the politician, and not me,” the VID said, rising to his feet to leave. “You’ll pardon me, but I have to get back to my frackin’. I would appreciate it if you could privately keep me up to date on those two innovations. We will be in touch about the next steps with respect to Entitlement Reform. Any financial or other assistance you need to get that done asap, you let me know. Maybe call it somethin’ like ‘The Restore American Entrepreneurialism Act.’ Or maybe just ‘The Make America Greater Act.’”

“Maybe you should be running for office,” the Leader said, withholding his damp hand from the VID’s proffered one, as they both laughed at their uncomfortably “liberal” social distancing practices.

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Chapter 9

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Wednesday, January 20, 2021, 7:00 PM Moscow Standard Time (11AM Washington Time)

It was early evening; the sun had set hours earlier. Streetlamps illuminated a light snow shower as if presenting a picture postcard of Moscow for the personal benefit of the president as he sat at his desk in the Kremlin. His deputy knocked lightly on the door and leaned in. The president waved him in without looking up.

“I would say congratulations are in order, Gospodin Prezident. It’s a big day in Washington, Vladimir Vladimirovich,” the deputy said.

“And why would you say that, Sergei Borisevich?”

“Well, the man we prefer seems as though he has been allowed by the courts to have another term, despite much opposition. The swearing-in begins shortly.”

“And I should be congratulated for this?”

“I think many people are saying that we – you, really – may have had a hand in causing this thing to happen,” Sergei replied.

The president was silent for a moment.

“Many people say many things,” he finally said.

“Well, from what I have seen personally, then, the Internet Research Agency has been quite effective in pursuing our interests by nontraditional means,” Sergei replied. “Vyacheslav Viktorovich did a hell of a job. To pull off the same thing in two consecutive elections? Against a vastly superior power? At almost no cost to us? I wish I had done half as much.”

“And you think they were responsible for this result?” the president asked, his face betraying nothing.

“I think… I think it almost does not matter whether they did it or not, this time. If Americans think they did, after all the controversy the first time, well, it’s almost the same thing as the actual deed. Maybe better.”

The president pondered this for a moment, and then said, “Sergei, I would like you to arrange a thorough briefing for me on this Agency’s efforts. I want you to contact Slava Viktorovich and have him take me over there to speak with the people involved. Not the managers – they are unimportant.”

“I believe his brother-in-law manages the facility,” Sergei said. 

The president made a face at this.

“I want the visit to be a surprise,” the president said. “But I want to be able to speak to the people responsible for our efforts since the previous election. If what I hear is accurate, in this world of hacking there are rarely more than a handful of people who are actually of any importance. Maybe even only one. I would like to talk to this one person, if possible. As soon as it can be arranged.”

“Without delay,” Sergei said, getting up with alacrity. “I will get on the phone to Slava forthwith.”

“Sergei,” the president said, rubbing his temples with his fingers, “We need to be very careful in considering how we handle this President and his party from now on. Until now he has been almost a perfect vehicle for our national interest. But he may be far from a reliable apparatus going forward. I want to know what sort of leverage we may have over him and his party. I have heard many things. I would like to know what is true and what is govno.”

“Very good, Gospodin Prezident.”

“We have invested a great deal in this President, and in his party. To date, the substantial amounts we have sent through various deniable channels have reaped benefits far in excess of anything we might have expected. We have compromised that party fairly thoroughly. But I sense we may be reaching a point of diminishing returns, where the benefits of continuing this strategy may be outweighed by the benefits of turning on the Republicans and leaving all political sides in the United States in disarray. We need a bottom-up review of our U.S. subversion strategy. I want you also to brief me personally on our campaign contributions, and also on the Deep Fakes program – you know that effort, the one where we are able to manufacture videos of anyone we want in any sort of activity we want.”

“Understood. I shall do these things expeditiously, Gospodin Prezident.” Sergei turned on his heel and left the office.

The president looked out the bulletproof one-way window at the lights below. It was a typical Moscow winter night, but he could sense a change of season.

 

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